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This blog is a strictly personal rant about something that used to be close to my heart. Something’s going on in the countryside – and it isn’t country living. Listening to The Archers has been a six-times-a week habit for three generations of my family (Non-listeners catch up here). I never thought I’d be the one to kick it but sadly, I think the programme’s jumped the shark.
Critic Alison Graham sums up what’s gone wrong here. The Archers used to be a mixture of the funny and factual, the infuriating and the engaging. It’s now no different from any other soap opera. There’s virtually nothing left of the rural aspects which made it unique. When country matters are mentioned on The Archers now, it’s clear the research is only half-hearted. Tom’s cheating on organic principles, and putting down the deposit on a new house when any stockman would live on-site for the good of his animals was parachuted in, then forgotten about just as quickly.
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There are so few decent workmen left in the countryside (they’ve all moved into town), rich couple Jennifer & Brian would have been vetted their kitchen fitters carefully, and had their contract hedged around with penalty clauses. Ambridge Organics, the shop run by passive-aggressive narcissist Helen Archer, has (astonishingly) bucked the trend that’s seen similar shops close in every other real country towns. In fact it’s so successful, they’re going to employ an agency to find an assistant manager to replace part-time help, rather than sticking a card in the shop window!
The oddest thing, though, is the total lack of gossip about the type of things people living in a village really would talk about. When Helen Archer despaired of ever meeting a man and having a family, she decided to have Artificial Insemination by Donor.
She was granted it within days, and became pregnant first time. Just like that-and nobody ever asked why, or how she came by little Henry. Similarly, nobody in Ambridge has ever been remotely curious in any way about baby Bethany (who has Down’s Syndrome). Bethany’s been quietly forgotten, now she’s served her purpose as a soapy plot-device. When you live in a village, you all have to rub along together- that means talking about things like Bethany’s milestones and health, or wondering about who little Henry’s father was, not ignoring them. Out in the wilds there are so few of you about, everyone’s curious about their neighbours!
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Yes, it’s all fiction, but there’s got to be a grain of truth inside the pearl of entertainment. The Archers is now nothing more than Eastenders-on-Am. Why doesn’t the programme cover real rural issues such as the lack of affordable rural housing, the number of teenagers killed on country roads (tragically, we’ve lost three from this village alone over the past 5 years), wild boar left to roam unchecked, the struggle to keep village churches going (what DOES Alan the Ambridge vicar give away each week, to guarantee almost 100% attendance?), and more cheerfully, the increasing numbers of community initiatives.
Do you listen to The Archers? What do you think about recent developments?